[Michman]

the Newark to Buffalo flight this week?

[CT280]

the Newark to Buffalo flight this week?

no, but i will be flying buffalo to newark i guess next week. i cant wait to land at 900 ft/second with no landing gear and wings full of ice.

[BIRD33]

at least your head will be between your knees no matter what before you land.

[Michman]

you should leave me your record collection.

[CT280]

at least your head will be between your knees no matter what before you land.

im one of those dudes that asked to be removed from the exits because i dont want the responsibility. that and its tough directing passengers to the nearest exit (which may be behind you, btw) with your head between your knees. and one of these days, i will get at least the tip in my mouth.

[Michman]

you must have watched that show nip/tuck last week.

[CT280]

i hate that show. i never watched it.

[Anhil8tor]

pm function is broke again?

[Michman]

only for you.

[BIRD33]

im one of those dudes that asked to be removed from the exits because i dont want the responsibility. that and its tough directing passengers to the nearest exit (which may be behind you, btw) with your head between your knees. and one of these days, i will get at least the tip in my mouth.

fuck that.I'm one of those guys who takes the extra leg room and all the while has no plan of helping anyone out of the aircraft but myself.Are old people really supposed to survive plane crashes?Same thing with babies.What business does a baby have surviving a machine hurdling 1000's of feet per second into the earth?Unless its name is Jurel from the planet Krypton, none.I'm just part of gods plan.

[Banana]

I hate people who bring their little rat pets on board.

[Banana]

And fat people.

[BIRD33]

I had a 7 hour flight to california a few months back where I got stuck in the middle with a 400 lbs guy on the aisle.It was seriously torture.

[CT280]

lets not lose sight of the fact i look death in the face and laugh.

[Banana]

The FAA should have personal weight restrictions. I know that would be dicriminatory, but is it really that much to fucking ask that you keep your weight below say 350 pounds? I hate this "free extra seat" debate too. One of our National carriers offers a free seat to fat passengers. Excuse me?! I am a thin person, do I get a half fare if I share a seat with my 22 pound daughter. No, of course not. Only fat people get breaks. Enjoy your peanuts!

[CT280]

and im working hard on the self cocksucking thing.