03-25-2009, 08:22 PM
Where the fuck do you come from and why are you here?
Hey Squirt!
03-25-2009, 08:28 PM
BIRD33 Wrote:Who is your daddy and what does he do?
I think her dad's name is Amos and he makes furniture.
03-25-2009, 08:43 PM
I heard that squirt was born in the back of a buggy delivered by her aunt on the way to a barn raising.
03-25-2009, 09:30 PM
Who will confess to adding "Squirt is friggin ugly!"
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03-25-2009, 09:37 PM
Squirt's so ugly, when she walks by a bathroom, the toilets flush.
03-25-2009, 09:37 PM
BIRD33 Wrote:Mr. THIS iS NOt A DeMOCraCZY!This will hurt his chances of getting drunken PM sex later.
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03-25-2009, 09:42 PM
I heard that Squirts mother thought she was so ugly as a baby, that she had to get drunk before she could breastfeed her.
03-25-2009, 09:43 PM
I feel uncomfortable slandering a woman I've never met before.Who am I, Pickle?
See You In Toledo
03-25-2009, 09:44 PM
It's hard to have tangled webs when you don't spin any.
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03-25-2009, 09:46 PM
Are you writing some inspirational quotes day calendar we arent aware off?
See You In Toledo
03-25-2009, 09:52 PM
Squirt is so ugly, her first husband used to take her to work with him so he wouldn't have to kiss her good-bye in the morning.
03-25-2009, 09:54 PM
BIRD33 Wrote:Mr. THIS iS NOt A DeMOCraCZY!
Watchit snarg Jr ...
I'm drinking ...
Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
03-25-2009, 09:56 PM
Cucumber Wrote:Methink her is a him.
My edit button doesn't work. Same problems with Squirt's mama's birth control.
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