[SporK]

Rumor has it you're a low class whore.

Pics?

-SporK

[phantom]

She talks like a Jerry Springer guest with Tourettes minus the bleeps but no, I never said she was a whore.

[JCW]

You've talked to squirt?

[squirt]

Bummer. I guess I'd better start charging more.

[Father Juan]

Low class does not equal low price.

[UnderWhelmed]

if enough money is involved all women will do anything you want. indecent proposal.

[phantom]

Never talked to squirt. I've heard her voice. I heard the masturbation introduction, but sadly missed the actual masturbation. I asked if she still had it but was denied. I'd still like to hear it if UW has a copy saved.

I was going by the way she types.

[UnderWhelmed]

no idea what you're talking about

[UnderWhelmed]

not that I ever do

[phantom]

I just figure you're the type to save everything.

[phantom]

This post was at least partially responsible for her being modded. The links to the audio don't work.

I was looking to do something out of the ordinary for my 10,000th post. While many of the picture suggestions were not bad ideas, they're just not something I'm comfortable with. Yet I wanted to keep my 10K thread on the topic of sex because, well, sex is fun. And this is UJ.

I was going to go an entirely different direction with pictures of chicks and anal sex and things I like, etc. But damn, it got to be too long. And boring. Many of you know I love to write erotica (i.e., smut). :lol: Sometimes I write about my masturbation sessions if they happen to be particularly good. What I've done is made two audio (sound) files. The first one is me narrating one of my favorite masturbation stories (which was a real session, BTW). The second is audio of me masturbating and having an orgasm. It's the most I can share of myself without feeling too uncomfortable. I hope most of you will enjoy it. If not, there's always 20K :mrgreen:

Narration (click play after you get there) - 2 1/2 minutes

Masturbation - 5 minutes

They won't take up too much of your time.

Let's hope I'm around for 10K more. Cheers.

I suppose I'm not opposed to questions. I may or may not answer.




Oh, and in case you don't have speakers, here's the story.

When I had some time to be alone, I decided to catch up on my favorite porn - anal sex, of course. It didn't take long before my pussy was so wet I probably would have been dripping were I not wearing any clothing. I played with my nipples but wouldn't touch my pussy. I knew it wouldn't take much to set me off. Besides, I wanted to play with my toys.

I really needed to be fucked in the ass, and when I had seen enough porn and couldn't wait any longer, I went downstairs to the bedroom and stripped down in a hurry. My nipples were erect and very sensitive.

I grabbed a couple of my favorite vibrators. The large one for my ass, and the smaller one for my pussy.

When it has been a while between anal play, I usually start out with a very small toy for my ass. But I was impatient and entirely too horny to go through the process of smallest to largest. So I just started right off with the large one. I put plenty of lube on it. I got on my knees in front of my mirror and positioned the toy under me and then lowered myself onto it. It was tight at first, and a bit painful, but I gently moved up and down to loosen me up. I worked on lowering myself as far down as possible. Being in front of the mirror aroused me tremendously. I love to watch my tits move while I ride my toy.

I rubbed my clit, but not too much. I didn't want to orgasm yet. My pussy was engorged and very wet. I was thoroughly enjoying fucking my own ass hard and wasn't ready to stop. I thought of you watching me while I pleasured myself. I imagined you stroking your rock-hard cock. That thought was such a turn-on.

I was ready for my smaller vibrator and inserted it into my soaking wet cunt. I was in ecstasy with a toy violating each hole. I fucked myself hard while I played with my nipples - rubbing and squeezing them.

My thoughts turned to you being enraptured in my self-pleasure; I envisioned you stroking your beautiful, erect cock faster as I fucked my vibrators with ferocity, grinding my ass and pussy on them as they vibrated inside me.

I bounced up and down faster and harder, rubbing my clit, thinking about your cock shooting cum all over your chest as you watched me. The thought of you being aroused while watching me pushed me over the edge. I felt my orgasm building up, and my whole body got tense. I could feel my ass tightening around the vibrator, starting to spasm. My orgasm hit me hard - I threw my head back and yelled loudly as my orgasm worked its way through my body. It was a nice, long climax. I was thoroughly spent, happily sated and ready for bed.

[squirt]

You are insane. And you're harassing me for no reason.

[BIRD33]

What is this Phoenix forums?You all should just go there.You can't because you're a bunch of fucking weirdo's with your petty forum soap operas.Nobody gives a shit.You all suck.Leave.

[squirt]

What is this Phoenix forums?You all should just go there.You can't because you're a bunch of fucking weirdo's with your petty forum soap operas.Nobody gives a shit.You all suck.Leave.

They are the ones dragging shit over here. If they would stop harassing me, things would be much quieter.

[phantom]

Harrassing you by re-posting your most popular post?

I'm making you a star at IT like you are at UJ.

[BIRD33]

I'm nominating Phantom for biggest internet nut to come through here for a male-ever.I know how serious what I'm saying is and theres been some real doozy's here but seriously.Look that this shit.Tell me I'm wrong.

[squirt]

Harrassing you by re-posting your most popular post?

I'm making you a star at IT like you are at UJ.

Yes, you are harassing me by doing that and by lying about me and making wild accusations.

[phantom]

Yes, you are harassing me by doing that and by lying about me and making wild accusations.

This was publically posted and is still available for viewing long after you have been mod and could delete/move it.

It's not like I posted personal PMs of yours.

[squirt]

This was publically posted and is still available for viewing long after you have been mod and could delete/move it.

It's not like I posted personal PMs of yours.

You're harassing me by making wild accusations and attempting to defame my character. Making a comment such as "This is why she was modded" is not only a flat-out lie, it's defamatory and it's harassment and bullying. Stop harassing me.

[phantom]

You're harassing me by making wild accusations and attempting to defame my character. Making a comment such as "This is why she was modded" is not only a flat-out lie, it's defamatory and it's harassment and bullying. Stop harassing me.

Please tell us the reason for your popularity at UJ other than how free you were with your nude pics, erotic stories, proclivity for anal sex, bi-sexuality, etc. It's what you are known for. You aren't that good of a poster and you haven't been around that long. Somebody like WomanFromTheNorth would make a good mod but nobody notices her because she doesn't do the things you did to get to be mod.

Right after you got to be modded you stopped most of that because you had what you wanted.

I'm just feeling nostalgic.