[leeman]

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10...70085.html

[WoolyGoat]

I know a lot of people who would.

[Anhil8tor]

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[Vitamin E]

I'm a total sucker

[BIRD33]

This killed me.

So one weekend my girlfriend and I were staying at my parents place in the guest room. Before dinner with the family we tried to take a nap, which turned into a quick make-out session, which turned into a handjob. All was going well and just as the handjob was coming to an end, we heard a quick knock on the door and my dad saying, "Hey guys, dinners ready..." as he entered the room. My girlfriend and I froze...and then I made eye contact with my father as I came.
-Anon

http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1788076

[BIRD33]

Awesome.

http://learn.genetics.utah.edu/content/b...lls/scale/