[Banana]

eating chocolate, per se. But, I just polished off about a fiftyh of a jar of nutella. Plain. That's ok right?

[leucifer]

You're just being hormonal.


sin,
snarg

[Banana]

I'm an emotional eater. I made my daughter eat her cereal this morning and she protested, but I made her anyways. Turns out, the milk was bad.

[leucifer]

I'm an emotional eater. I made my daughter eat her cereal this morning and she protested, but I made her anyways. Turns out, the milk was bad.

Mom Of the Year.


Although you do have competition. The tooth fairy completely forgot to show up to our house last night.

[Banana]

Mom Of the Year.


Although you do have competition. The tooth fairy completely forgot to show up to our house last night.

ooops. But this is great. Now you can break the news about Santa and the Easter Bunny.

I also let my daughter watch a clip about dirty pussy.

[leucifer]

ooops. But this is great. Now you can break the news about Santa and the Easter Bunny.

I also let my daughter watch a clip about dirty pussy.

The kicker is, she already knows. So now she's just pissed we forgot. Although my girlfriend did tell her it was because she placed the tooth in the wrong spot. Nice save, blame it on the kid.

[BIRD33]

She spent 9 months is one so it probably didnt phase her.

[Banana]

She spent 9 months is one so it probably didnt phase her.

I keep forgetting that you believe that.

[BIRD33]

Its one of my core beliefs.

[Banana]

If I didn't love the magic of belief in kids, I would probably want to tell my kids that Santa, the Easter Bunny and the tooth Fairy don't exist, but that we pretend they do for fun. But, I just feel like that would be mean. It's a conflict, because I think lying to your kids, even if it's about this, is inherently wrong. I've always been one to be straightforward with my kids. If she asks the name of a body part, we don't dress it up like "weewee" or if she asks where her grandpa's are, we tell her they died. I believe that honesty is the best policy.

[leucifer]

If I didn't love the magic of belief in kids, I would probably want to tell my kids that Santa, the Easter Bunny and the tooth Fairy don't exist, but that we pretend they do for fun. But, I just feel like that would be mean. It's a conflict, because I think lying to your kids, even if it's about this, is inherently wrong. I've always been one to be straightforward with my kids. If she asks the name of a body part, we don't dress it up like "weewee" or if she asks where her grandpa's are, we tell her they died. I believe that honesty is the best policy.

I plan on lying to my kids until they at least 30. Through liberal editing of Wikipedia I think I can pull this off, too.

[BIRD33]

My nephew thinks he's a real smart guy and he came up to me before christmas and said "I know santa's not real".He's 7 so I guess thats normal so I told him "no shit" because I'm the cool uncle and then said "I bet you believe these are your real parents" which I think unnerved him.

[Banana]

My nephew thinks he's a real smart guy and he came up to me before christmas and said "I know santa's not real".He's 7 so I guess thats normal so I told him "no shit" because I'm the cool uncle and then said "I bet you believe these are your real parents" which I think unnerved him.

I chuckled.

[Jimmy]

I plan on lying to my kids until they at least 30. Through liberal editing of Wikipedia I think I can pull this off, too.

Leucietios (wikipedis) defin: not gay

(noteome parts of this may require verification)

[leucifer]

Leucietios (wikipedis) defin: not gay

(noteome parts of this may require verification)

My penis says it is accurate.

[bam]

If I didn't love the magic of belief in kids, I would probably want to tell my kids that Santa, the Easter Bunny and the tooth Fairy don't exist, but that we pretend they do for fun. But, I just feel like that would be mean. It's a conflict, because I think lying to your kids, even if it's about this, is inherently wrong. I've always been one to be straightforward with my kids. If she asks the name of a body part, we don't dress it up like "weewee" or if she asks where her grandpa's are, we tell her they died. I believe that honesty is the best policy.

I'm the same way. I feel bad about the whole Santa, Easter Bunny etc because as much as you tell them to lie, you're lying to them. It doesn't make sense. But we do the same thing.

[Jimmy]

My penis says it is accurate.

Yeah but your penis had suffered irreperable(sp?) brain damage due to constant choking.