Did you hear that Ray Charles died?
yeah, he didn't see it coming.
Why can't Ray Charles read?
because he is dead
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LMAO good one ...
My turn...
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
"Not according to Dad."
Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
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Well another one... Common ppl you have short funnies to ...
Post them.
Q: Why do women have arms?
A: Have you any idea how long it would
take to LICK a bathroom clean?
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my buddy asked me yesterday if me and the wife speak after sex i replied if theres a phone around sure.
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Quote:Originally posted by mikeee@Jun 11 2004, 03:00 PM
my buddy asked me yesterday if me and the wife speak after sex i replied if theres a phone around sure.
LMAO .... :lmf:
Mikee don't you have a mobilephone ...???
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lol. nice way to start my morning.
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So the elephant says to the naked man . . .
"You breathe through that little thing?"
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Quote: So the elephant says to the naked man . . .
"You breathe through that little thing?"
Come on. What is your real name? Thanks for the information:
Undefined said I breathe through that little thing.
Who said I had to make sense ?
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Why do women wear make-up and perfume?
Because they are ugly and they stink.
A stripper told me that in Vegas. Laughed my ass off.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
Ahem.
What do you call the area between your grandmother's breasts?
Her cunt.
Ya, that was bad. How about these?
Q: How do you circumcise a redneck?
A: Kick his sister in the chin.
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Q: How do you stop a dog from humping your leg??
A: Pick him up and suck his dick
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Gerald Ford said, "What do we do?"
George Bush said, "Man the lifeboats!"
Jimmy Carter said, "Women and children first."
Richard Nixon said, "Screw the women and children."
Bill Clinton said, "Do you think we have time?
