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asshat Wrote:Two dudes were standing at the bus stop waiting on a bus. There was an old dog laying under a tree licking his balls. One of the dude looks over and says, "I wish I could do that." So the other dude says, "You do? Well your a fucking fag then".
i had an epiphany when i read this
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
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What's green and goes "ribbit, ribbit, pop, pop, pop...........pow"
a frog in a microwave
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How do you get a nun pregnant?
You fuck her.
Bonus point for second punch line....
Dress her up like an alterboy.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
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What is skinny and has something else skinny next to it that looks just like it.
Mary Kate Olsen.
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TomFoolery Wrote:Groucho = comic genius
have you seen re-runs of "you bet your life"??
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say the secret word win a hundred dollah
QUACK
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
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Why does a ballerina wear a tutu?
Because a one one's too small and a three three's too big
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ntype Wrote:terrible.
That is the point.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
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What do you call a sheep that knits?
Nothing, because sheep can't knit
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What do shamu and Michael Jackson have in common?
They are both Black and White and live in amusement parks.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
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