[leeman]

Five surgeons are discussing who were the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon says, 'I like to see Accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'

The second responds, 'Yeah, but you should try cable jointers Everything inside them is colour-coded.'


The third surgeon says, 'No, I really think Librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'

The fourth surgeon chimes in, 'You know I like Construction Workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would.'

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, and there are only two moving parts - the mouth and the arsehole - and they are interchangeable'

[BIRD33]

Yea that jokes too long.



SPRINGDALE, OH -- A former Tampa Bay resident is accused of wearing a Hollywood-style mask to disguise his race while robbing five banks in Ohio.

Detectives say 30-year-old Conrad Zdzierak used a mask known as "The Player" to alter his appearance and make him look African-American.




http://www.abcactionnews.com/content/new...LXLeQ.cspx

Genius.Some how I identify with this guy.

[snarg]

Yea that jokes too long.



SPRINGDALE, OH -- A former Tampa Bay resident is accused of wearing a Hollywood-style mask to disguise his race while robbing five banks in Ohio.

Detectives say 30-year-old Conrad Zdzierak used a mask known as "The Player" to alter his appearance and make him look African-American.




http://www.abcactionnews.com/content/new...LXLeQ.cspx

Genius.Some how I identify with this guy.

yeah, cause yer a white boy pretending to be balck
this is fairly definitive proof
what a fucking tard

[bam]

Springdale? How did I not hear about this?

[BIRD33]

Springdale? How did I not hear about this?

Too busy at whatever forum blondies taken you under her wing at?

[BIRD33]

yeah, cause yer a white boy pretending to be balck
this is fairly definitive proof
what a fucking tard

Fairly and definitive are two words that totally make sense next to each other!Do not slander me, sir.

[bam]

Too busy at whatever forum blondies taken you under her wing at?

lol She hasn't taken me under her wing anywhere

No- I'm seriously less than 5 minutes away from Springdale

[BIRD33]

Then get your head out of your ass, Bam.On that same page with the article another guy robbed a bank with a gorilla mask on.After checking the local Zoo's and seeing no gorillas were missing or had dye on their hands the police began to suspect something funny was going on.

Gorilla mask robber hits Lakeland bank

http://www.abcactionnews.com/content/new...sD4TQ.cspx

[bam]

Yeah, I saw that article when I pulled up the Springdale one.

[BIRD33]

Sure you did.

[bam]

I don't care about Lakeland though- it's Florida.

[BIRD33]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...lence.html

'I love them all': Underage prostitute who slept with Franck Ribery and two other French football stars breaks her silence

You know sometimes guys just make me sick.I mean how could a guy ever be so sleazy to do something like this?







Oh ok.Now I get it.Damn!

[Anhil8tor]

Anyone see we have football players with green thumbs?

http://www.theadvertiser.com/article/201...ug-charges

[BIRD33]

Growing the pot on your balcony is probably not the best idea.

[Blondie]

yeah, cause yer a white boy pretending to be balck
this is fairly definitive proof
what a fucking tard

OMG!!!! Isthis true???

What a fucking kook! :lool:

[Blondie]

lol She hasn't taken me under her wing anywhere

No- I'm seriously less than 5 minutes away from Springdale

Oh cool my monkeys posting about me in here too.


He's on "the ig" so I couldn't tell.

"Blondie Blondie Blondie Blondie Blondie..etc......"

:lool:

[dodsno]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...lence.html

'I love them all': Underage prostitute who slept with Franck Ribery and two other French football stars breaks her silence

You know sometimes guys just make me sick.I mean how could a guy ever be so sleazy to do something like this?







Oh ok.Now I get it.Damn!

last but not least, she's the second from this excerpt of some kind of lame tv show that is haired around here (stuff for adolescents).
[video=youtube;LNdh-vVQ1VA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNdh-vVQ1VA[/video]