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Went To The Bar Last Night
#41

fem Wrote:My boyfriend wouldn't dig it.

don't tell him.
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#42

Don't tell my boyfriend I'm leaving for a couple days to go to Chicago? I think he would notice if I was gone that long. What if something happened to me while I was there?

I demand the world but offer nothing in return.
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#43

nothing would happen. where's my pic, please?
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#44

fem Wrote:Don't tell my boyfriend I'm leaving for a couple days to go to Chicago? I think he would notice if I was gone that long. What if something happened to me while I was there?

I no care if you go to the Chicago. Juice be muy cuidado, the mens there lo the chicas like you and I no wanna have to cut someone like happen to my friend Hector. He no talk so good anymore, ju know.
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#45

Fem's Cuban Boyfriend Wrote:I no care if you go to the Chicago. Juice be muy cuidado, the mens there lo the chicas like you and I no wanna have to cut someone like happen to my friend Hector. He no talk so good anymore, ju know.

This seriously never gets old.

See You In Toledo
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#46

fem Wrote:Don't tell my boyfriend I'm leaving for a couple days to go to Chicago? I think he would notice if I was gone that long. What if something happened to me while I was there?


Something would happen, I would fuck the living daylights out of you. Just sayin'
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#47

It's just the bars you go to !
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#48

Update:

Talked to Tim last night. I asked him what the deal was with that female, he said: "Dude, fuck her. She's a dumb cunt whore".


Apparantly this chick was the girlfriend of Tim's very close friend until dude died in a car accident 3 weeks ago (R.I.P.) She was heartbroken and didn't know if she'd be able to continue living her life without him.

I guess she found a way to make it. It involves the penis of dude's best friend and her vagina touching repeatedly.



Some might say that I got shut down by a slut that would have given it to me even if I was a leper, some might say I played it perfectly by not trying any lines on the ho. It's your call, I just thought I'd give you all the update.
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#49

you are in
be the caring,sensitive guy and fuck her hard
ya can keep the t-shirt for another time

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#50

I'll say that you played smooth, comforting the "widow" of your best friend comes into the perfectly acceptable things.
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