11-27-2006, 08:28 PM
TF retirement is like Rollong Stones final tours (how many have there been?).
quint Wrote:TF retirement is like Rollong Stones final tours (how many have there been?).I think TF retirement is a lot of things.
quint Wrote:I think Sassy need to interview Michael Richards.
TomFoolery Wrote:You know I'm retiring from all things internet forum on December 31, right? Please be nice while I finish up my tour. Thanks.
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
TomFoolery Wrote:Don't worry, I'll be back every time I feel like making a quick $20 off you.
cLaY Wrote:Knick-Knack Paddy's Whack, suckin' TF's Bone...
BIRD33 Wrote:You know who would be hilarious in a thread with this type of situation going on?Paddy.
BIRD33 Wrote:I was battling with the mods just like everyone else.
Paddy Wrote:If Tom goes, I go.That is a hypothetical question.
BIRD33 Wrote:I mailed that shit today, literally.
So you arent retiring?I'm disappointed.Did you and the girl break up or what?
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
TomFoolery Wrote:Nah, I'm out.
This place and others haven't been the same since I took some time away to get caught up with work and make some money. I want to be able to own a BMW so I can post at Ownster, and I can't do it while spending time on mediocre forums such as this one.
While I do appreciate your efforts to keep this place afloat, I think you and everyone else realizes that you're just not doing a very good job. Don't worry, I don't blame you. Not everyone is as fucking straight cash as I am.
I have hopes to be back only to search my post history so I can compile a "Greatest Hits" thread complete with links so that you and others can learn what it takes to be $$$$ like me.
BIRD33 Wrote:Translation:I'm washed up but can't bear to lose my e-normous e-cred so if you see me around I hope you chalk it up to me "searching my post history".My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
See you next week, Tom.
BIRD33 Wrote:Who's we?
Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Where's the fucking pictures?