[minorthreat]

Not only did I go out with her, I convinced her it was a new fashion trend. It was beautiful. Spork pulled out murderous A game. I was originally going to tell her that I had a skin condition where half of my face grew hair quicker than the other half but that was too easy. I force fed this bitch this most idiotic explanations..."Ever heard of a goatee? Well this is the new goatee."

It was almost too easy. I should do it again and throw C or D game and see if it still gets me head.

-SporK

I've always thought of just leaving the neck hair and shaving the rest. That could also be a possibility.