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French Manicure. Girls that go to this extreme are desperate for the cock.

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Lipstick

Are you from Arkansas?

[lookout below]

She's good at pool or any other bar sport.

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She can tie a cherry stem in a knot with her tongue.

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If she's ever been in a wet t shirt contest, then she's a non profit prostitute.

[HMMMMMM]

She's not married to me.

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If she eats bananas without breaking off the pieces with her fingers first, then she's a cock throating maniac.

[Odysseus]

She's not married to me.

[Paddy]

Ody ends in a "Y"

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Ody ends in a "Y"

So does Paddy.

[Paddy]

I quit.

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Well, at least we've determined for sure that Paddy loves the cock. Rack Science!

[Anhil8tor]

If she is unmarried.

[Paddy]

Well, at least we've determined for sure that Paddy loves the cock. Rack Science!

I'll be making sure you get back into UJ.

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belly piercing. This is done to draw attention toward the cunt, which is available for anyone.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Toe Ring. Toe rings are code for free blow jobs in the front seat of her hyundai.

[Sassy]

Toe Ring. Toe rings are code for free blow jobs in the front seat of her hyundai.

What are you wearing?
I think there might be a few exception.

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If she has been on any kind of evening called a "girls night out". That is a signal that she secretly wants to be a hooker.

[ntype]

if she flash her tits on your face then dance half naked on a pole with a few dollar bills sticking out of her bikini

[Sassy]

if she flash her tits on your face then dance half naked on a pole with a few dollar bills sticking out of her bikini

So if not dance half naked on a pole with a few dollar bills sticking out of her bikini, then not she flash her tits on your face.