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I slept on the couch last night.
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I really am gonna get rid of my navi, so I set some criteeria and sent Mrs Bill out to pick 3 different cars she likes. It must a) yet at least 30 mpg b)seating for 5 c) be under 20 grand so I can swallow the 11gs I'm eatting from the navi.

First car. - Mitsubishi Galant I was actually suprised cause it wasn't the same car I remember from a few years ago. anyway, I got a hell of an offer on one of their demo's. Long story short. Mrs bill got upset cause it didn't have leather. I told her if it was that fucking important she needed to hitch her wagon to a dood with more $.

I slept on the couch.
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#2

You might as well change your postalcode to the couch ...

Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
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#3

leeman Wrote:You might as well change your postalcode to the couch ...

word. she's looking at more today without me.
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Shenanigans Wrote:word. she's looking at more today without me.


Fuck that man. Rock the fucking bed. If she doesnt want to be around you she can sleep on the couch.

Dont get me wrong, if I fuck up, Ill take the couch. But you just said it like it is. She was in the wrong dawg.

Fuck.
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Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:Fuck that man. Rock the fucking bed. If she doesnt want to be around you she can sleep on the couch.

Dont get me wrong, if I fuck up, Ill take the couch. But you just said it like it is. She was in the wrong dawg.

You know alot of what I spout is just exagerated shit. but this is the 100% real deal. I was so fucking disgusted by her last night I didn't even want to be around her. I'd cut off my fucking nuts with a rusty hacksaw if it ment my family would be better off and here she is literally crying over a car not having leather seats. I've spoiled her too much and it's a problem of my own making I guess. I should just give the cunt my beat up old rodeo with 110 thousand miles and get myself a new fucking car.
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#6

start beating her, a women who's been repeatidly punched in the face and sternum accepts everything
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ntype Wrote:start beating her, a women who's been repeatidly punched in the face and sternum accepts everything

What do you tell a chick with 2 black eyes? Nothing you done had to tell the bitch twice.
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Shenanigans Wrote:You know alot of what I spout is just exagerated shit. but this is the 100% real deal. I was so fucking disgusted by her last night I didn't even want to be around her. I'd cut off my fucking nuts with a rusty hacksaw if it ment my family would be better off and here she is literally crying over a car not having leather seats. I've spoiled her too much and it's a problem of my own making I guess. I should just give the cunt my beat up old rodeo with 110 thousand miles and get myself a new fucking car.

go ahead and give her that spiffy new ring you've been saving. that should smooth things over
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what? Wrote:go ahead and give her that spiffy new ring you've been saving. that should smooth things over

Fuck that. I'm returning that fucker today at lunch. No lie.
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ntype Wrote:start beating her, a women who's been repeatidly punched in the face and sternum accepts everything


Holy shit! Rack.
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Shenanigans Wrote:Fuck that. I'm returning that fucker today at lunch. No lie.
*cough .. bullshit.. cough*
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#12

Anhil8tor Wrote:*cough .. bullshit.. cough*

I'll send you the recipt.
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#13

Shenanigans Wrote:I'll send you the recipt.


yeah ok...

have a good time on your trip next week. hopefully she'll let your nuts out of that vise for it.
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Anhil8tor Wrote:yeah ok...

have a good time on your trip next week. hopefully she'll let your nuts out of that vise for it.

Thanks for your support Mr. Cleaver.
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Shenanigans Wrote:Fuck that. I'm returning that fucker today at lunch. No lie.

Total bullshit.You don't have the balls.

See You In Toledo
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#16

BIRD33 Wrote:Total bullshit.You don't have the balls.

ok
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#17

Shenanigans Wrote:Thanks for your support Mr. Cleaver.


no problem..

Does your psychiatrist know my name?
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#18

Anhil8tor Wrote:no problem..

Does your psychiatrist know my name?

Yes.
And he thinks your an idiot too.
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#19

Does Mrs. Bill have a job, Bill?
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#20

PurpleHaze Wrote:Does Mrs. Bill have a job, Bill?

Yes.
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