12-01-2004, 07:36 PM
I just don't feel like typing it all up SaladTosser style. Here it is in a nutshell:
Last year I was really horny so I called my girlfriend up to come over to fuck. She wasn't even in the damn door and I already had half of her clothes off and I was carrying her upstairs to the bedroom.
I was fucking her so damn hard it would have made John Holmes look like a scared virgin in comparison. That's when it happened...she stopped screaming and said,
"Dude...I think you just fucked the shit out of me".
"What the fuck does that mean?"
*She reaches down to check*
"Yup, you did."
I threw her off of me, turned on the light, and saw my cock and balls covered in a light brown hue. I threw up on the floor, then ran downstairs and hopped in the shower right away. When I got out she was crying uncontrolably while putting my bedsheets in the washer.
"I don't understand, I pooped like 1/2 hour before I got here".
"Don't worry about it, even though it is by far the grossest thing that has ever happened to me."
"You're not mad, are you? *sniff*"
"Not really."
I played XBox the rest of the night, I think the only words I said to her were "get me another beer please".
We broke up 2 days later.
Last year I was really horny so I called my girlfriend up to come over to fuck. She wasn't even in the damn door and I already had half of her clothes off and I was carrying her upstairs to the bedroom.
I was fucking her so damn hard it would have made John Holmes look like a scared virgin in comparison. That's when it happened...she stopped screaming and said,
"Dude...I think you just fucked the shit out of me".
"What the fuck does that mean?"
*She reaches down to check*
"Yup, you did."
I threw her off of me, turned on the light, and saw my cock and balls covered in a light brown hue. I threw up on the floor, then ran downstairs and hopped in the shower right away. When I got out she was crying uncontrolably while putting my bedsheets in the washer.
"I don't understand, I pooped like 1/2 hour before I got here".
"Don't worry about it, even though it is by far the grossest thing that has ever happened to me."
"You're not mad, are you? *sniff*"
"Not really."
I played XBox the rest of the night, I think the only words I said to her were "get me another beer please".
We broke up 2 days later.
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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