[TomFoolery]

I saw the commercial that offered it, so I called and got one. I also got the Ogoplex sample. I'm gonna bust huge fucking loads into napkins many times a night now.

[hoax]

i feel sorry for your moniter.

[Secret Squirrel]

What will you do with that full 2 inches?

[Raiden]

Please post your review.

kthnxbye

[imaqtpie]

Smiling Bob’s wife seems to be happy. You just know she’s a cock-hound. After you get your delivery, you ought to look her up.

[TomFoolery]

What will you do with that full 2 inches?

Your sister. In the parking lot. With the cock. ('sup Clue)

[TomFoolery]

Smiling Bob’s wife seems to be happy. You just know she’s a cock-hound. After you get your delivery, you ought to look her up.

I'd let her piss on my face.

[imaqtpie]

She’s funny looking. Her lips are way too tight, like two invisible cables are pulling the corners of her mouth. She’s got a nice body though. I’d like to at least attempt to jam my cock in her mouth, as I’m quite certain those tight lips would be at least mildly pleasurable.

[minorthreat]

I got mine last week, douglas.

[TomFoolery]

She’s funny looking. Her lips are way too tight, like two invisible cables are pulling the corners of her mouth. She’s got a nice body though. I’d like to at least attempt to jam my cock in her mouth, as I’m quite certain those tight lips would be at least mildly pleasurable.

It's too bad that females don't appreciate the fact that guys like us aren't concerned with only their looks.

[TomFoolery]

I got mine last week, douglas.

We should figure out a way to have a non-gay Enzyte hard cock party.

[minorthreat]

We should figure out a way to have a non-gay Enzyte hard cock party.

Agreed.

[TomFoolery]

Agreed.

How about a sleepover at my place?

[minorthreat]

How about a sleepover at my place?

Of course. Give me month?

[imaqtpie]

It's too bad that females don't appreciate the fact that guys like us aren't concerned with only their looks.

I know. They’re vicious, superficial cunts.

Though I have been trying to shave more frequently and get my teeth cleaned every four months – even more often than the recommended six months.

[TomFoolery]

Of course. Give me month?

Of course.

[minorthreat]

Of course.

My 5.24" should be throbbing and bulbous by then.

[TomFoolery]

You guys notice how Paddy showed up here? I bet that fucker was out mowing his lawn and started salivating uncontrolably. That's when he knew there was cock talk going on at IT.

[minorthreat]

You guys notice how Paddy showed up here? I bet that fucker was out mowing his lawn and started salivating uncontrolably. That's when he knew there was cock talk going on at IT.

Pavlov's dogs have nothing on that fucker.

[suzy]

I read somewhere this makes a man unable to sustain an erection. Have fun.