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1. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

2. Baseball player Tito Fuentes, after getting hit by a pitch: “They shouldn't throw at me. I'm the father of five or six kids."

3. Football coach Ray Malavasi: "I don't care what the tape says. I didn't say it."

4. Baseball player Dizzy Dean, after a 1-0 game: "The game was closer than the score indicated."

5. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

6. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

7. Bill Cowher, Pittsburgh Steelers coach: "We're not attempting to circumcise rules."

8. Jim Wohford: "Ninety percent of the game is half mental."

9. Joe Theismann: "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."

10. Charles Shackleford of the NCSU basketball team: "Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious."

11. Shaquille O'Neal, on his lack of championships: "I've won at every level, except college and pro."