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A married mans Dream
#1

:lol:

I am trying to see things from your perspective....But I can't get my head that far up my ass!


Remember - The TOES you step on today maybe attached to the ASS you have to kiss tomorrow.

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#2

Those should be offered as an accessory at wedding ceremonies. :dev:
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#3

True!

I am trying to see things from your perspective....But I can't get my head that far up my ass!


Remember - The TOES you step on today maybe attached to the ASS you have to kiss tomorrow.

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#4

Huh <_< :angry: Get a fucking two for one special b/c the husbands need them on their mouths too! lol
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#5

Quote:Originally posted by unleashed@May 21 2004, 04:32 PM
Huh&nbsp; <_<&nbsp; :angry:&nbsp; Get a fucking two for one special b/c the husbands need them on their mouths too!&nbsp; lol
Hmmm do i sense a little anger here .... ?? Wink

Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
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#6

That's WONDERFUL! Now if we can get the bag over her head ... Wink
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#7

Whoa ...We women only speak when we need to . Its not our fault its alot :p :lmao:
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#8

Hmmm.. well if men didn't do and say so many f*ing stupid things all the time we wouldnt have to tell them to shout up so often.. :lol:

The female part of the population on the other hand, always says smart things at the right time.. :blink:

And no, Im not a bitch-feminist Smile :p
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#9

Quote:Originally posted by lillsiss@May 21 2004, 02:30 PM
Hmmm.. well if men didn't do and say so many f*ing stupid things all the time we wouldnt have to tell them to shout up so often..&nbsp; :lol:

The female part of the population on the other hand, always says smart things at the right time..&nbsp; :blink:

And no, Im not a bitch-feminist&nbsp; Smile&nbsp; :p
Acting stupid is an art form that we practice from childhood.


It's not our fault that we're damn good at it! :p

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#10

Although she can no longer talk, she can also no longer pleasure orally - and yes, married women still do that!!!!
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#11

The problem I see here is when getting blown your pubes are going to end up in that zipper thread and Im telling you that is not good. Huh Cry :lol: :wacko:
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#12

yeah, that'd sting. Sad

Shoot Straight . . . Conserve Ammo . . . And Never Ever Cut A Deal With A Dragon
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#13

I thought a married man's dream was two women....



... one cooking, one cleaning!!!! :lmf: :lmf:
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#14

you forgot theone doing laundry.

Shoot Straight . . . Conserve Ammo . . . And Never Ever Cut A Deal With A Dragon
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