[BIRD33]

You suck. I hope she takes a baseball bat to your car windows and stuff.

As you can see I'm to smooth for that to happen.

[Blueeyedwoman]

As you can see I'm to smooth for that to happen.

She's brainless, then? That explains a lot.

Hey! I thought she was Asian. Didn't you say she was a while back?

[BIRD33]

She's brainless, then? That explains a lot.

Hey! I thought she was Asian. Didn't you say she was a while back?

She's into guys who can satisfy her.Good luck finding that.

[cLaY]

Here's a tidbit that I found humorous, the rest is subtle whinning about petty crap.

Dear guy who brought shock and awe to my coochie for six months straight(not my real name),

I don't really know how to respond to this because I thought we talked about this a few weeks ago. You are absolutely right about us not being compatible personality wise. I really just feel like I don't know anything about you. My impressions of you and everyone else's are totally different. Not that I think I know you but I don't think anyone really does either. Or maybe you've acted completely out of character for the last how ever many months.



She's still leaving the door open for a reconciliation which aint happening but she wants to have "lunch" next week near her place.

$$$

I don't know you, but I still love you.

[snarg]

is she bulimic or anorexic??
and did the surgeon do a good job??

[Blueeyedwoman]

She's into guys who can satisfy her.Good luck finding that.

Your meaning is unclear. You're wishing me good luck in finding a girl who is into guys who can satisfy her?

Plus, how can a girl who is 5'9" have D boobs and weigh only 120lbs? It's close to impossible. Sorry.

[snarg]

Your meaning is unclear. You're wishing me good luck in finding a girl who is into guys who can satisfy her?

Plus, how can a girl who is 5'9" have D boobs and weigh only 120lbs? It's close to impossible. Sorry.

see the questions above
thanks

[BIRD33]

Your meaning is unclear. You're wishing me good luck in finding a girl who is into guys who can satisfy her?

Plus, how can a girl who is 5'9" have D boobs and weigh only 120lbs? It's close to impossible. Sorry.

Its an estimate you dumb fucks(snarg),like I fuking weighed her or something.She wasnt fat and had huge tits?good enough?

[snarg]

Its an estimate you dumb fucks(snarg),like I fuking weighed her or something.She wasnt fat and had huge tits?good enough?

mazel tov. melty
but you never answered: bulimic or anorexic?

[BIRD33]

mazel tov. melty
but you nefver answered: bulimic or anorexic?

Do you care how they make sausage?I don't.

[snarg]

Do you care how they make sausage?I don't.

nice dodge, really :loool:

[SanDog]

I dont have any pictures nor would I share them anyway.She's 5'9 120 LBS?, D Breast, strawberry blond hair. I like her as a person and she's hot but we arent a personality match and she's looking to get married soon.

I assumed you would not show them, but I figured it did not hurt to ask.

[BIRD33]

one year update.....So I saw this chick for the first time in at least 9 months at a party at a mutual friends house a couple of days before christmas.I literally havent thought about her in about a year.I get there and she's kind of cold, won't say hi to me like I care and gives me dirty looks from across the room.Since I'm Pure T. Class I break her down by going over and saying hello and asking about her family or some gay shit, after a few minutes she's reminded why she wanted me and starts to get touchy feely.There were a few hotter women at the party so after mending that fence I turn my attention to them. Long story short I end up talking to this one women all night and right before I go the ex tries to drag me into a room with her and I decline in front of the other chick, nice.Anyway from there I go play Hold Em from 2 Am till 6 Am and get home around 6:30.My dog wakes me up around 9 because someones at the door, its the ex.I'm still drunk and half asleep so I just let her in and fall back in to bed and go to sleep.She wakes me up around 11:00(after cleaning my apartment) and we have sex, then she goes through my phone looking for female names.I tell her I'm tired and she's got to go.I sleep until 6:30 PM.I get this email a day or two later.I whole heartedly agree with her on what she terms "bad judgement".


so despite me coming over today (bad judgement, lack of sex), I really was serious about being pissed at you. I consider you a friend and it just so happens that we have really hot sex. I think you just see me as a piece of ass, some whore that you can just call and be a dick to. and thats so not cool. I'm definately not a whore (forget bedroom behavior) and if you don't think of me as one of your friends then I really don't want to talk/see you anymore.
Have a good Christmas and Happy New year if I don't hear from you.


She tried to make me feel guilty but fuck that.This is what I sent back.I figure you all deserve to be kept abreast of this serious relationship I've been apart of.



I don't think I have called you in months and I didnt invite you over this morning so don't see how I think you're a whore. If you want to be friends thats cool but I probably won't jump through hoops to do so. If I don't call a friend for a while its probably because I'm busy, If I'm being a dick to my friend it's because thats my personality and it's in fun ,if you don't like it or it doesnt meet your definition of a friend than oh well. I've never forced you to do anything and am not going to change my personality to suit you so you know what my deal is and think its pretty honest and I am in no way jerking you around. We aren't dating so thats as far as I'm going to get into this. Have a good holiday.

[Sassy]

one year update.....So I saw this chick for the first time in at least 9 months at a party at a mutual friends house a couple of days before christmas.I literally havent thought about her in about a year.I get there and she's kind of cold, won't say hi to me like I care and gives me dirty looks from across the room.Since I'm Pure T. Class I break her down by going over and saying hello and asking about her family or some gay shit, after a few minutes she's reminded why she wanted me and starts to get touchy feely.There were a few hotter women at the party so after mending that fence I turn my attention to them. Long story short I end up talking to this one women all night and right before I go the ex tries to drag me into a room with her and I decline in front of the other chick, nice.Anyway from there I go play Hold Em from 2 Am till 6 Am and get home around 6:30.My dog wakes me up around 9 because someones at the door, its the ex.I'm still drunk and half asleep so I just let her in and fall back in to bed and go to sleep.She wakes me up around 11:00(after cleaning my apartment) and we have sex, then she goes through my phone looking for female names.I tell her I'm tired and she's got to go.I sleep until 6:30 PM.I get this email a day or two later.I whole heartedly agree with her on what she terms "bad judgement".


so despite me coming over today (bad judgement, lack of sex), I really was serious about being pissed at you. I consider you a friend and it just so happens that we have really hot sex. I think you just see me as a piece of ass, some whore that you can just call and be a dick to. and thats so not cool. I'm definately not a whore (forget bedroom behavior) and if you don't think of me as one of your friends then I really don't want to talk/see you anymore.
Have a good Christmas and Happy New year if I don't hear from you.


She tried to make me feel guilty but fuck that.This is what I sent back.I figure you all deserve to be kept abreast of this serious relationship I've been apart of.



I don't think I have called you in months and I didnt invite you over this morning so don't see how I think you're a whore. If you want to be friends thats cool but I probably won't jump through hoops to do so. If I don't call a friend for a while its probably because I'm busy, If I'm being a dick to my friend it's because thats my personality and it's in fun ,if you don't like it or it doesnt meet your definition of a friend than oh well. I've never forced you to do anything and am not going to change my personality to suit you so you know what my deal is and think its pretty honest and I am in no way jerking you around. We aren't dating so thats as far as I'm going to get into this. Have a good holiday.

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

[Banana]

That chick has got serious self-esteem issues.

Ps - I think you should have sent an email back that said "who are you again?"

[BIRD33]

Serious is an understatment.She's marriage crazy and I think I fall ino the catagory she's looking for.I was actually thinking of not responding but I think she might throw a drink on me if I ran into her again.

[Anhil8tor]

great stuff here bird..


I laughed again

[ntype]

ahah Bird is the spork who got sex (well so he claim)

[BIRD33]

She's been texting me recently.