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Dear Tide:
I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have. I've used it since
the beginning of married life, when my Mom told me it was the best.
In fact, about a month ago, while at my mother-in-law's house, I spilled
some red wine on my new white blouse. She started to berate me about my
drinking problem. One thing lead to another and I ended up with a lot of her
blood on my white blouse, as well.
I tried to get the stain out using her bargain detergent, but it just
wouldn't come out. On my way home, I stopped and got a bottle of liquid
Tide with bleach alternative, and all of the stains came out!
They came out so well, in fact, that the DNA tests were negative! I thank
you, once again, for a great product.
Well, gotta go, I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people.
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is that your letter to tide?
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Odysseus Wrote:is that your letter to tide?
why you looking for an arguement?
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Hey this abuse......your looking for an arguement , down the hall to the right.
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E-Judge Wrote:Hey this abuse......your looking for an arguement , down the hall to the right.
Well i came here for an arguement!
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Monty Python-
Q: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
M: Well, I was told outside that...
Q: Don't give me that, you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings!
M: What?
Q: Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, maloderous, pervert!!!
M: Look, I CAME HERE FOR AN ARGUMENT, I'm not going to just stand...!!
Q: OH, oh I'm sorry, but this is abuse.
M: Oh, I see, well, that explains it.
Q: Ah yes, you want room 12A, Just along the corridor.
M: Oh, Thank you very much. Sorry.
Q: Not at all.
M: Thank You.
It's a joke son...get it....?
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Michman Wrote:
cratch: so is that a yes?
so your volunteering...? we have to argue first..
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Michman Wrote:Hey Bitch.....I'm done...Sex now?
Honey i know you didn't just call me that, that won't get you in an arguement, that'll get you knocked down to your knees....and you won't want anything but an ice pack...
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