[VitaminE]

If you stroke the shaft long enough, it's got it's own way of telling ya when it's done.

[asshat]

Microwave Popcorn Directions

1. Place popcorn flat in center of microwave, with the right side up.
2. Place on High and hit Start.
3. Stroke VitE cock while watching ESPN sports center.
4. When cock goes off and VitE finishes hot boxing one salem light, remove popcorn.
5. Let cool before opening bag.

[Swits]

Ahahahahaha!!

[cLaY]

Microwave Popcorn Directions

1. Place popcorn flat in center of microwave, with the right side up.
2. Place on High and hit Start.
3. Stroke VitE cock while watching ESPN sports center.
4. When cock goes off and VitE finishes hot boxing one salem light, remove popcorn.
5. Let cool before opening bag.

You are ON daddio!

[Blueeyedwoman]

Come on. Click it.

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