someone entertain me
I thought posting a pic of my pecker would get this board moving....
don't make me do it again.
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I'm not posting till you get the board moving.
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Talk about killing two birds with one stone...
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Give me two good reasons.
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Im breaking up with my girlfriend via email(I know im classy) but Im stuck with what to say after the below.Somebody help a brother out,keep in mind I want to end it on terms where I'll be able to stick it to her every now and then.TIA
Dear girl with big cans(not her real name),
I'm sort of feeling pretty miserable,my stress level is at an all time high with work and it has nothing to do with you. So I'm kind of feeling guilty on top of all that cause I feel like I'm sort of leading you on. Its not that I dont think your a good person or that I don't want to be friends its just that Im not sure how compatible we are personality wise and
See You In Toledo
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I think it would be best if we take a break for while. I mean, I don't want you to have to suffer through this with me. I would like to maintain the friendship we have developed and I will be here for you if you need me. Day or night.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
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emphasize the "night" part.
I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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cLaY Wrote:emphasize the "night" part.
I almost bolded that.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
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leave out the "compaitibility" part...thats a sign to chicks that you think they're weird, fat, ugly, psyco, stinky pussed, or whatever.
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How about some honesty?
Dear girl with big cans,
As nice to look at as you are, I'm tired of fucking you, okay? It happens.
I really need/want some fresh pussy, but if I don't nail the new blonde/brunette/redhead I'm got in my sights, I'd still like to come over and pork you, then leave. None of that phone-calling, whenamIgonnaseeyouagain bullshit. I just want the sex, see?
So, how's about it, sweetheart? You down with that? If not, I'll lie and tell you I still love you just to get in your pants. I can do that, too.
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BIRD33 Wrote:I thought about this and if I dont she'll just think its a stress thing and want to wait it out.Im that good in the sack.
Play on Playa
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Bird I would have helped with this long ago, if you hadn't posted it in the "Bill's Cock Thread". I clicked it accidently and found it.
Let me know if you still need help.
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add some points reminiscing about things you've done in the past (non-sexual) so she takes you seriously and understands it isn't one big long sexual relationship.
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