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My penis hurts.
#1

I must have jerked off while being drunk and sleeping. :roll: I'll put some cream on it.
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minorthreat Wrote:I must have jerked off while being drunk and sleeping. :roll: I'll put some cream on it.


that's how it all started last nite
just sayin'

Confusednarg:

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#3

You sure you didnt try fuckin the sink again threat

One part of the Trailer Trash Alliance
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#4

NinjaBassist Wrote:You sure you didnt try fuckin the sink again threat


Hmmm...I don't know? The front of the sink was all slick this moring.
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#5

What kind of cream?
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#6

Purple_Haze Wrote:What kind of cream?


What would work the best?
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#7

I don't have a penis, so I wouldn't know. I'm guessing some kind of mostiurizing cream, i guess?
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#8

hair conditioner works good
just sayin

Confusednarg:

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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