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I haven't eaten since yesterday....
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at lunch....I could probly eat the asshole outta a road kill armadillo....any suggestions as for what I should get for lunch.

Not roadkill anything! (you sick fuckers) I'm learning.
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#2

nothing.

or a good plate of pasta
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#3

An Amish Oyster

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#4

Charon Wrote:An Amish Oyster

you are a sick sick man.
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#5

Chipotle, get two of them. Then stop at DQ and get a chocolate covered cherry blizzard.
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#6

Keep it up! Good going! Remember...NTAGATF!

That feeling of hunger is just a trick, think of how free and light you'll continue to feel if you resist the wicked call of those devilish calories!

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Bill Wrote:at lunch....I could probly eat the asshole outta a road kill armadillo....any suggestions as for what I should get for lunch.

Not roadkill anything! (you sick fuckers) I'm learning.

Sexiest thread this week.
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paybacksare Wrote:Keep it up! Good going! Remember...NTAGATF!

That feeling of hunger is just a trick, think of how free and light you'll continue to feel if you resist the wicked call of those devilish calories!

I prefer the full fealing of eating something dead....plus I rather like the spashing sound a 1/2lb hamburger makes when it comes outta my ass and hits the toilet bowl water.
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#9

food is evil. keep that in mind.
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#10

ntype Wrote:food is evil. keep that in mind.

no. Hunger is evil...I've seen pics of those starving etheopian kids....they got bigger beer guts than I do.

Mrs Bill calls my beer gut the tool shed.....
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Bill Wrote:no. Hunger is evil...I've seen pics of those starving etheopian kids....they got bigger beer guts than I do.

Mrs Bill calls my beer gut the tool shed.....
if she asks if she can store some of her bigger tools under it, I think it would be acceptable to punch her in the face
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#12

what? Wrote:if she asks if she can store some of her bigger tools under it, I think it would be acceptable to punch her in the face

noted.....
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Bill Wrote:no. Hunger is evil...I've seen pics of those starving etheopian kids....they got bigger beer guts than I do.

Mrs Bill calls my beer gut the tool shed.....

that's one of the effects of malnutrition (it's called Kwashiorkor, blood goes into the stomac, this cause this "beer gut" aspect).
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