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that way my sex drive would be shit and I wouldn't have to keep getting caught with my hand on my cock. i swear to gawd i love my penis entirely too much, the thing is gonna kill me.
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no, but she's usually not home. i think she's has some what of a clue. I masturbate 3 times a day on the weekends and I have to fake an orgasm because I can't cum.
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Ahem, Clay, I'm a girl and I am a fucking nympho.
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cLaY Wrote:that way my sex drive would be shit and I wouldn't have to keep getting caught with my hand on my cock. i swear to gawd i love my penis entirely too much, the thing is gonna kill me.
Sorry dude just because we're women doesn't mean we have dried up sex drives.:blink: ...we could do it and like to do it more times a day then you could in 3....so stop whining and keep wanking...
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fem Wrote:Ahem, Clay, I'm a girl and I am a fucking nympho.
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Krazee Eyed Killa Wrote:I think I love you.
Post of the day. Thanks for making this lurking worthwhile.
back up off my Kool Aid
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Fairiedust Wrote:Sorry dude just because we're women doesn't mean we have dried up sex drives.:blink: ...we could do it and like to do it more times a day then you could in 3....so stop whining and keep wanking...
Amen.
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any idea if enzyte would work on the female?
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Fairiedust Wrote:Sorry dude just because we're women doesn't mean we have dried up sex drives.:blink: ...we could do it and like to do it more times a day then you could in 3....so stop whining and keep wanking...
there's a reason i'm pron star material.
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Anhil8tor Wrote:any idea if enzyte would work on the female?
wanna try?:wub:
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Anhil8tor Wrote:Yeah I was thinking of slipping some in the wifeys food at night.. maybe mix enzyte, horny goat weed and yohimbe..
horny goat weed won't work....the yohimbe might perk her up a little i hear.....there's new options out there for women ...never looked into them though...no need:mellow:
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cLaY Wrote:back up off my Kool Aid
Sorry man. I didn't recognize that you were internet macking on fem.
*shuts door and leaves quietly*
I feel your pain Clay. I used to have to jack it just to get to sleep at night...but now not so much...Mrs. Bill's sex drive comes and goes...although she did give me a BJ for no reason last Saturday while I was standing on a ladder installing lights in the bathroom....
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Bill Wrote:I feel your pain Clay. I used to have to jack it just to get to sleep at night...but now not so much...Mrs. Bill's sex drive comes and goes...although she did give me a BJ for no reason last Saturday while I was standing on a ladder installing lights in the bathroom....
I'm thinking I might have to start a contest ala Seinfeld against myself.
Should we start a thread or start a bookie on how long I go without jacking myself off?
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