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#1

06-09-2006, 04:13 PM
For smoking on CTA property. $35. I was going to grab the pig's pistol and pop a cap in his ass but I haven't had breakfast.
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06-09-2006, 04:20 PM
is this a "guess the rap lyrics" thread?
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06-09-2006, 04:21 PM
Fo' sho
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06-09-2006, 04:23 PM
I'll guess Ice Cube - but he pronounced it "brek-fuhst"
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06-09-2006, 04:31 PM
If I show up at the court date they'll probably rip it up.
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06-09-2006, 04:46 PM
Paddy Wrote:If I show up at the court date they'll probably rip it up.

"rip it up" as in "let's rip some shit up in this bee-yotch" or just rip up the ticket?
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06-09-2006, 04:47 PM
what? Wrote:"rip it up" as in "let's rip some shit up in this bee-yotch" or just rip up the ticket?

Rip up the ticket.

The cop laughed at my weight on my ID.
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06-09-2006, 04:48 PM
Paddy Wrote:Rip up the ticket.

The cop laughed at my weight on my ID.

that's some pretty queer rap you listen to


are you tubby or a twiggy li'l dude?
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06-09-2006, 04:48 PM
what's CTA?
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06-09-2006, 04:49 PM
Tommy Wrote:what's CTA?

Chicago Transit Authority - The "L"
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06-09-2006, 04:50 PM
Paddy Wrote:Chicago Transit Authority - The "L"
You were smoking on the El, or in the station?
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06-09-2006, 04:53 PM
Transit cops asked for you ID for smokin in a train station?
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#13

06-09-2006, 04:54 PM
what? Wrote:are you tubby or a twiggy li'l dude?

I prefer chunky. I bought some funhouse mirrors to keep my self-confidence up.


TomFoolery Wrote:You were smoking on the El, or in the station?

Coming up the stairs. The filth was standing at the top, talking on his cell. He made me wait until he finished his call.
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06-09-2006, 05:03 PM
Paddy Wrote:Coming up the stairs. The filth was standing at the top, talking on his cell. He made me wait until he finished his call.
What a fucking joke.

My buddy Hadlo got busted in Praha for not validating his underground ticket. Had to pay $20, but got about $40 worth of verbal abuse in on the Czech that stopped him. Even though the guy didn't speak English, he knew what was being said--just couldn't translate it. That was pretty fun.
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#15

06-09-2006, 05:06 PM
Some older women that work in my building were staring at us as they walked by. I would have shot them too if I'd taken the rozzer's sidearm.
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06-09-2006, 05:06 PM
hey paddy.. you up for a gangbang in august?
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06-09-2006, 05:21 PM
Dunno, my recent brush with the law makes me want to keep on the straight and narrow.
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