05-07-2010, 04:58 PM
I was probably told how old he was, but I don't remember. I'm too lazy to go try to find it either.
Did I ever tell you how I kill entertainers?
05-07-2010, 04:58 PM
I may be wrong and it was Nov 25 on the day of the funeral.
I'm moving in here Bird. I already called for a UHaul to move all my stuff from UJ.
I'm moving in here Bird. I already called for a UHaul to move all my stuff from UJ.
BIRD33 Wrote:Thats hilarious.No need for banning.You'll slowly realize the ass kicking you take here isnt worth it and will slink off only to return as a guest.Happens all the time.Enjoy your brief stay.
05-07-2010, 05:05 PM
bam Wrote:I was probably told how old he was, but I don't remember. I'm too lazy to go try to find it either.
Some people save all my PMs. You must not love me as much as they do.
BIRD33 Wrote:Thats hilarious.No need for banning.You'll slowly realize the ass kicking you take here isnt worth it and will slink off only to return as a guest.Happens all the time.Enjoy your brief stay.
05-07-2010, 05:50 PM
BIRD33 Wrote:Hey flumper take this piece of shit with you back to where you've been.thanks.
I don't know where he comes from. never heard of him before he started his christy crusade.
05-07-2010, 05:51 PM
i guess that's the part he doesn't get. to a great majority of the people on different forums, that's the only thing that he is known for. how fucking sad is that?
05-07-2010, 05:54 PM
no thanks. i've got shit to do. just fired up my smoker a few min ago. i have to cook 12 briskets, 40 racks of ribs and 10 chickens for a party tomorrow. i'll be going all night.
05-07-2010, 05:55 PM
The african americans at your party will love those ribs!
See You In Toledo
05-07-2010, 05:56 PM
and i'm taking my Flumper 2000. its a prototype for a beer can crusher that I made out of an actuator that max's out at 500 lbs of pressure. i can crush a beer can down to about 1/2 inch tall. all electric.
05-07-2010, 05:57 PM
i'm not racist, but i don't think there are going to be any coloreds at the party. if there are, they would be welcome, but unless someone brings one there won't be any.
05-07-2010, 06:00 PM
oh and i made 12 pints of my bbq sauce. i have spicy and holy fucking hell. last time i made this sauce one guy accidentally got some on his forehead and he beat his brains out with his tongue.
05-07-2010, 06:02 PM
Nice!
Chef is cooking ribs today but its on a BBQ pit and smells fucking great.
Chef is cooking ribs today but its on a BBQ pit and smells fucking great.
05-07-2010, 07:24 PM
BIRD33 Wrote:Hey flumper take this piece of shit with you back to where you've been.thanks.
man, i hate to see da flump leaving so soon, but this is a package i will have to endorse
should i dump them both, dr bird??
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
Thomas Merton
05-07-2010, 08:00 PM
Forget killing entertainers. Wouldn't it be nice if the moronic couldn't breed?
05-07-2010, 08:16 PM
BIRD33 Wrote:You should do nothing.
i knew that, duh
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
Thomas Merton
05-07-2010, 08:18 PM
BIRD33 Wrote:Who would go to wrestling shows then?
Now that was downright mean.
JCW Wrote:Every toilet bowl has to have one turd that floats to the top, I'm just doing my part.
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