08-08-2005, 10:16 PM
less than epock this year. its a 5 hour drive to our usual spot along the Illinois River in Eastern Oklahoma. we battled heavy rain on the last hour of our trip, but made it nonetheless. once we settled into our cabins me and my homie tauer lit a doobie and started BBQing some $$$ ribs we marinated the night before. i started on a beer, had a couple more with dinner and cracked open the new bottle of Grey Goose for the night. Many drinks later I was walking through the bon fire in my new adidas trainers, shooting shots from a $3 bottle of cheap whiskey we picked up at the LQ store, and generally embarrassing the woman.
the next morning at 10 we made our way down the river. me and the woman tied up with my buddy aaron, his wife, and her friend Kelly (more on her shortly) and Tauer and his chick. within 50 yards of taking off we spotted a rope swing and pulled on shore to try it out. i didn't go first, the rope looked a little old, but once a few started going off I climbed up the tree a pulled off a sweet back flip. we shotgunned a couple of Pabst Blue Ribbon's and head down the river some more. one of the chicks had built a beer bong which got put to good use during our float, and i proceeded to hit that fucker 12 times on the way down. the chick named kelly was wearing a white bikini, which was $$$, and was sitting at the front of the canoe showing off her ass to us guys in the back the whole time. she kept diving in the water to swin and what not, coming back up with her top at her neck...never taking the time to adjust...nice tits, annoying as fuck when drunk.
a couple of the chicks got too drunk to row so they ditched their canoe and joined up with us...the ended up falling in the river and tipping our canoes in the process. it ended up taking us 9 hours to go 13 miles down the river. you can only imagine how fucked up we were.
that night wasn't nearly as the night before, but we still got fuckered up. the lush bitches with us had about every type of liquor imaginable, and they proceeded to shout each of our names repeatedly, pour a mystery shot, and let us down it. i have no fucking clue how many or what a tossed down my throat, but i woke up the next morning, shoes on, clothes covered in puke, and the worst hangover imaginable. i stumbled down to the river fully clothed and passed out for another thirty minutes in the water.
sorry if you didn't enjoy my story. fuck off.
the next morning at 10 we made our way down the river. me and the woman tied up with my buddy aaron, his wife, and her friend Kelly (more on her shortly) and Tauer and his chick. within 50 yards of taking off we spotted a rope swing and pulled on shore to try it out. i didn't go first, the rope looked a little old, but once a few started going off I climbed up the tree a pulled off a sweet back flip. we shotgunned a couple of Pabst Blue Ribbon's and head down the river some more. one of the chicks had built a beer bong which got put to good use during our float, and i proceeded to hit that fucker 12 times on the way down. the chick named kelly was wearing a white bikini, which was $$$, and was sitting at the front of the canoe showing off her ass to us guys in the back the whole time. she kept diving in the water to swin and what not, coming back up with her top at her neck...never taking the time to adjust...nice tits, annoying as fuck when drunk.
a couple of the chicks got too drunk to row so they ditched their canoe and joined up with us...the ended up falling in the river and tipping our canoes in the process. it ended up taking us 9 hours to go 13 miles down the river. you can only imagine how fucked up we were.
that night wasn't nearly as the night before, but we still got fuckered up. the lush bitches with us had about every type of liquor imaginable, and they proceeded to shout each of our names repeatedly, pour a mystery shot, and let us down it. i have no fucking clue how many or what a tossed down my throat, but i woke up the next morning, shoes on, clothes covered in puke, and the worst hangover imaginable. i stumbled down to the river fully clothed and passed out for another thirty minutes in the water.
sorry if you didn't enjoy my story. fuck off.
